just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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