People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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