so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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