My nipple is on Facebook.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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