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(704): View more from North Carolina

Call me so I can make it juicy for ya

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(217): View more from Illinois

I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg

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(949): View more from California

Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.

(540): View more from Virginia

I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.

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(740): View more from Ohio

The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.

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(417): View more from Missouri

TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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