To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Randomize
