Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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