ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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