How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
