This girl is more easily done than said...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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