:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm bleeding and have questions
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