Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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