We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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