Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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