If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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