YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It was confusing and full of hummus
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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