I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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