that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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