so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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