Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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