I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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