What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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