I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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