elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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