It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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