4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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