this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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