the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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