Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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