She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
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