If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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