You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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