You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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