lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
