I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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