We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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