Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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