You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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