Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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