im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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