Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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