is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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