I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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