can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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