i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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