Dual....:-)
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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