I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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