So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
this boner is exhausting
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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