i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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