I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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